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Brandy in the Morning (or “The Trophy Husband”)

Posted by Laota On January 20, 2012 ADD COMMENTS

You’ve got a mansion, it cost me everything
And you’ve only one job, to have the brains to bring me
My brandy in the morning
And whiskey in the night
You’re job description: to do as you’re bid
To feed my addiction, and never give me lip, just
My brandy in the morning
And whiskey in the night
Those wedded slobs will sigh [...]

Tags: Boswell Sisters, Coffee in the Morning, Song Parodies

COP1NG

Posted by Laota On January 13, 2012 ADD COMMENTS

Don and Charlie cope with PTSD in their own ways.

Tags: Charlie Eppes, David Krumholtz, Don Eppes, Numb3rs, Rob Morrow

Magic

Posted by Laota On December 26, 2011 ADD COMMENTS

The latest from Low Social-Tolerance Theater: Magic, feat. Willy Wonka and Violet Beauregarde.
Picking on party clowns is just cruel. That’s why I always did it when I was little girl. Lucky for me, none of the clowns I picked on could turn me into a blueberry.

Tags: AnnaSophia Robb, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Johnny Depp, Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka

A Yule Story, Part Two

Posted by Laota On December 22, 2011 ADD COMMENTS

Thor’s further adventures of Yuletide Past. (After the last one I just couldn’t help myself.)

And a Happy New Year!

Tags: A Christmas Story, Avengers, Norse Gods, Odin, Solstice, Thor, Yule

A Yule Story!

Posted by Laota On December 21, 2011 ADD COMMENTS

Thor recounts tales of Yuletide Past….

Merry Solstice, Everyone!

Tags: A Christmas Story, Avengers, Laufey, Loki, Marvel, Norse Gods, Solstice, Thor, Yule

Throw

Posted by Laota On December 20, 2011 ADD COMMENTS

Finally, the Avengers trailer missing context! In this week’s adventure, find out why Loki threw Tony Stark through the window. (And yes, Tony is quoting Nelly’s “Hot in Herre”.)

Tags: Avengers, Hot in Herre, Loki, Nelly, Pole Dancing, Tony Stark

Low Social-Tolerance Theater

Posted by Laota On December 6, 2011 ADD COMMENTS

Okay, here’s the first of (hopefully) many from my new comics series. Low Social Tolerance Theater, inspired by true-life events! This time starring the Sanderson Sisters:

There’s more to read at my deviantART!

Tags: (500) Days of Summer, Bette Midler, Emo, Fan Comics, Halloween, Hocus Pocus, Kathy Najimy, Morrissey, Sanderson Sisters, Sarah Jessica Parker, The Smiths, Trick-or-Treat

Loki vs. Connor

Posted by Laota On December 1, 2011 1 COMMENT

I know it’s been a while since Marvel’s Thor movie, but I’ve been exponentially giddy over it’s success. Not only was it awesome, but — unlike countless other awesome things — a ton of other people agree. For a mod Odinite like myself, it’s a thrill to finally have a blockbuster generating good PR for [...]

Tags: Angel: the Series, Connor Reilly, Loki, Marvel, Odin, Thor, Tom Hiddleston, Vincent Kartheiser

Dead-Men Comics!

Posted by Laota On November 25, 2011 ADD COMMENTS

For the past couple months, I’ve been making comics for Dead Men, a Pirates of the Caribbean fansite that I co-run with Faith. The comics are all PG (so fans of all ages can read), and generally just silly junk, and it’s been fun doing it. Here’s one to give you an idea:

You can read [...]

Tags: Fan Comics, Pirates of The Caribbean