Okay, I quit. I’m so mad at the media, making me feel sorry for Britney Spears. She’s a talentless nut-brained hillbilly tramp, and — being baffled by her success — I spent years begging people to explain to me how they could possibly enjoy her music or hold her in such high regard. And you [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Njord, what ever happened to imagination? I’ve never agreed with re-imagined or “up-dated” versions of old classics, so you can imagine my disgust at finding out recently that the tv show whose commercials I’ve been sneering at for years has been worth that effort. It’s a show called House, which is apparently partially snurtched from [...]
I’m making up my profile for the first Battle Royale today. I’m going to be RPGing for the first time as Patrick Bateman-. Maybe I should practice? Ooo, I can’t wait! I’ve never played a character like him before, he’s so screwy. Of course, it helps that I can relate, being an American psycho myself.
(Okay, [...]
You remember those lifelock commercials, the ones where the guy displays his social security number to prove their identity theft protection? Well Experian has a bone to pick with them. They’re suing LifeLock, claiming that the credit laws do not provide for a third party to place fraud alerts on behalf of a consumer. LifeLock [...]
Okay, this really grinds my gears. A fellow by the name of Stan replied to my blog entry “Rebel-Chic,” and very nicely, very politely, missed the whole point of my entry to an almost horrifying degree:
“Um, why are you so angry?
If you are satisfied with your unorthodox views, I have to wonder why you demonstrate [...]
I’m reminded of the immortal words of Nelson Muntz. In case you haven’t heard, NBC canceled “Quarterlife” after just one episode! (Ha-ha!) And, Odin’s beard, did that show ever deserve to be scratched out. Wreaking of desperation, the pilot was as insulting a half hour of television as ever I’ve laid eyes on — Ally [...]
I’m having fried chicken tonight! And baked potatos! Or maybe a hamburger, hmm…. I feel better than I’ve felt in a year. My stomach doesn’t hurt when I eat right now. I hope I can keep that up! Maybe I’ll have bento, with imitation crab meat, or orange chicken? What shall I eat! So happy, [...]
Sometimes, we need to know the answers before we can search for them. It’s almost like a catch 22: You’ve got a problem, and you don’t know how to fix it, because you don’t know the word for it. So you try to search the net for the answer, but you don’t know the word [...]
Yes! We did go shopping, just like I promised! Three kinds of meat — and two of them don’t have the word “imatation” in the title. We went to the mall and gots orange chicken! Yippee, hooray! FAith got hairthings, I bought a big-fat chapstick, and we’re sharing a fabu hand-sanitizer that smells like sakura. [...]
