Yeah, fourth of July coimg up! I can’t wait, Faith and I already stocked up on food and we had firewworks from the year before, so we’re all set! I’m pretty sure it’s gonna rain though, being that we live in the butt crack of the midwest. And if you don’t know where I’m talking about, just watch the weather channel any week of the year and look for the area that has the most consistant bad weather.
Why do we have such goose-piddle weather, you might ask? Maybe it has something to do with us being in exactly the middle of the country during phases of global climate change. We’ve got heat from the SouthWest, cold from the NorthEast, easy flooded un-tended levvies, and rain on all sides. Oh yeah, and our water tastes like bleach. Top that. *lol*
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Nick (8 comments.)
No, the weather is bad because you two are such disgustingly evil heathens who throw dead babies against rocks and suck their souls through super duper twisted straws of doom!
The weather is only fairly bad here, because I skip out on the soul sucking - it’s not very glamorous at all! Seriously, it does nothing for your skin, and I have issues around my chin enough to have little dead babie pores sticking out all over!
It rains so much where the heathens are concentrated because we make baby jesus cry!
Comment July 2, 2008 @ 8:39 pm