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Genre: Pirates of the Caribbean Fanfiction

Settings: Tortuga, Several Months Post CotBP, and West Africa, Twenty-Six Years Prior.


What Did I Do Wrong: Oh, so many things! I bastardized dialects, nicked from British comedy, haven’t run a spell-check yet — there’s just so much evil, but it’s funny!

Description: Proof that Jack Sparrow knew better than to not believe in cursed treasure, the good captain flexes his raconteur muscles and regales Will and Elizabeth with the tale of Wickham’s Caverns, to pass the time while he cools his heels on land. We go into full flashback-mode, so expect plenty of Bootstrap Bill. Rated PG 13. WARNING: Insanely long, despite the fact that I only spent two months writing it. Still Wanna Read?

APOCRYPHA:

Genre: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fanfiction

Setting: Season 7, Post “Empty Places”.


What Did I Do Wrong: Bad Language and a Lot of Groaping

Description: What might’ve happened if Spike and Faith made up after their little fight. Dirty language and a whole lotta confusion, but humor! If you like Kevin Smith movies, this is cake. Rated R for language and near hump-age. Still Wanna Read?

MANY TIMES, MANY WAYS:

Genre: Harry Potter Fanfiction

Setting: Book 3.


What Did I Do Wrong: Incessant Swearing

Description: It’s a Malfoy Family Christmas! See how the other half lives- if you can stand the swearing! Do you love Evil and/or Monty Python? Then this fic is for you! It’s rated R for Evil, British Wizard Language. Still Wanna Read?