[As translated from English into Japanese, then back into English]

Oh! Hi from French Laota-chan. Say smiles from Faithoko, Chibi Law, Laota-chan, then other happy Mafia Family peoples. Fighting donkeys, loving action on hot American boyfriends! We must say first apologies for make-up and large breasts, they steal energy from your colorful bentos. We see you at Habbo and follow to your room.

“Wha…!?”

Don’t get scared! Find lipstick and make us go away!

See you there!

-Laota Message Person(s)-